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Aug 23, 2014 / 124,535 notes

rena-librarian:

winterlark:

if being 100% gay is playing for the other team then i’d like to imagine being pansexual as playing for every team. you just sort of run around between the in and outfields juggling the extra balls and sit a couple innings in the audience eating a hotdog and eventually everyone starts to question whether you even know how to play baseball or not

This is both an accurate depiction of pansexuality and of my knowledge of sports.

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Aug 23, 2014 / 89,453 notes

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

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Aug 23, 2014 / 15,046 notes

GET TO KNOW ME MEME → 10 films
↳  4/10 Mulan

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Aug 21, 2014 / 409,655 notes

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

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Aug 21, 2014 / 98,224 notes

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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Aug 21, 2014 / 76,755 notes

baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

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Aug 21, 2014 / 504,518 notes

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

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wolantis:

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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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Aug 21, 2014 / 113,060 notes

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

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hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

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